10. Reality Stars who want a music career. High ratings on a drama fueled reality program does not equal vocal talent. We have all had dreams of being a rock star...i'll admit, at one point I "thought" I could sing...amazingly like 99.9% of us...I was wrong...AND so are you. P.S. you're not 21 OR Madonna. If one more "Housewife" comes out with a club track, I might just throw her breast pump at her.
9. Rock & Republic for Khols. I got got curious....checked it out....and then checked it off any shopping list I may have had. The oddest washes....curious fits...ie: saggy crotch and butt sag...and please explain how I was able to fit into 3 different sizes comfortably. What are these? Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants?
8. The Bachelorette/ Bachelor drama going on for weeks after the finale has aired. I don't care about how much "Courtney and Ben are "Faking IT"...unless theres a wedding, a notable dramatic break up (with face slap), or an open admission to Ben being cast as the next Geiko Caveman...I don't care about these people anymore.... when does Bachelor Pad Start?!
7. Mega Million Lotto, stuff.....I didn't win??!! did any of you?!?...don't wanna be reminded every day that I wasted my Starbucks money on a few quick picks.
6. Cooking shows followed by weight loss adds. "Here's how to cook stuff to make you fat...now here are some pills, a workout contraption and an expensive point based diet plan"!!!! .... I have enough internal conflict when I order off of fast food drive through menus with the calories now having to be posted.
5. People who's IQ drops into the negatives, all because they're texting. I'm a multitasker...and love to text...however if you cant text and walk...SIT DOWN....and FYI text talk does not translate well in a social setting. "that's so funny"....doesn't need to be replaced with "OMG LOL ROTFL!"
4. Kristen Stewart. PERIOD. (not Bella from Twilight, she's okay) but KRISTEN STEWART
how can someone be THAT sad all the time?
3. Songs about how "beautiful I am inside"... for some reason I don't see these songs as empowering.
2. People who complain about other people on facebook...especially their spouse our significant other.
You hate them??? Why are you with them? are you wanting everyone on Facebook to organize a lynch mob??? Are you wanting others to press "like" so you can solidify what a crappy relationship you're in?
1. Models and Actresses explaining how ugly and unpopular they were in high school.... Yes, because you're famous NOW because you WERE awkward and hideous.
Showing posts with label Top 10 STUPID. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Top 10 STUPID. Show all posts
Friday, April 6, 2012
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Top 10 Stupid things
Here is your TOP 10 STUPID ...this week
10. Alright, we ALL know P-Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, Sean Combs, Doo-Dah, whatever his name is this week is gonna run out and get the NEW $60,000 SOLID gold cell phone...no joke, Luxury retailer Aesir came out with this. Word is: It doesn't do much...it's most advanced features seems to be speed dial and call waiting (ground breaking) but it's "pretty"...and GOLD...and my opinion: STUPID
9. Jersey Shore/ Teen/ Tween/ Text LINGO. It's a whole NEW language of "stupid"...everyone making a BFD over All this GTL...it's not making me wanna LOL anymore. No more OMG's with my BFFS....BRB I'll TTYL8. No wonder China is kicking our butt in education we are now too lazy to use real words.
8. THREE HOUR finales...so I'm a sucker for the Bachelor/ Bachelorette/ Bachelor Pad franchise.....but Really??? I gotta clear out 3 hours of my evening to find out what happens at the end of the season? My attention span maxes out at 2.5 ... 2 Hours of the show is filled with pointless fluff that commercials make out to be crucial to the outcome. At the end of the three hours, I wished I had waited until the TIVO finished the record so I can fast forward Chris Harrison's commentary and Jake Pevelka's 4th shot at his 15 minutes of fame. Why does this guy keep getting air time??? BTW (by the way in Text lingo)
7. Sample sale web sites that showcase SOLD OUT STUFF. Can we not toy with my emotions...Don't send out an e-mail blast about 75% off Phillip Lim with a picture of a gorgeous sequin pencil skirt attached, to lead me to a bunch of "SOLD OUTS" stamped across every last variation of the skirt. False advertisement...I just wasted 5 minutes of valuable "app shopping time".
6. Head to toe matching sweat suits! (Ala Victoria Secret Pink)...Stop wearing them out in public...you look like a Popsicle. In the comfort of your own home it's fine to look like a Lisa Frank Pencil case, but it's just not appropriate to go to dinner in. You're not 14 and heading to soccer practice after grabbing a fro-yo with your boyfriend.
5. Colored contacts. God gave you beautiful eyes...the better to see you with. I'll admit I played around with these in my late teens...I inevitably lived to regret EVERYTHING in my late teens. Embrace your eyes...enhance your natural eye color through different colored eye shadows and eye liner. Guess what! God is GREAT at color coordinating...so YOUR eye color IS NATURALLY the color that goes best with your skin tone and facial features.
4. Men who go on "auto pilot" when the women of the house isn't home. Some men (not mine of course...lol) tend to get amnesia the minute you leave. They forget that there's trash that needs to be taken out, hampers to put dirty clothes in, dishes to clean...and lights to turn off. I'll bet you, if you video taped your husband/ live in boyfriend's habits when you're gone for a weekend...you'd come home to find you've taped a three ring circus. Some men just can't function responsibly when the estrogen leaves the room.
3. Celebs with new found accents. Like Madonna...who became British overnight...then it just kinda stuck... Paris Hilton who has a normal deeper yet feminine voice, but sounds like a member of the Lolly Pop Guild anytime she's on camera.
2. Celeb kids wearing Expensive stuff. Your kid will grow out of it in a month...there are children starving all over the world...and you buy your kid $100.00 Jesus Sandals??? Really?! Hit up Baby Gap like a normal sensible parent, and donate the $79.50 you DIDN'T spend to charity.
1. Missoni for Target Mania..I already posted how "Zombie Dumb" everyone is acting over this line...no need to re-rant...yet it still EARNS this week's spot as #1 STUPID.
10. Alright, we ALL know P-Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, Sean Combs, Doo-Dah, whatever his name is this week is gonna run out and get the NEW $60,000 SOLID gold cell phone...no joke, Luxury retailer Aesir came out with this. Word is: It doesn't do much...it's most advanced features seems to be speed dial and call waiting (ground breaking) but it's "pretty"...and GOLD...and my opinion: STUPID
9. Jersey Shore/ Teen/ Tween/ Text LINGO. It's a whole NEW language of "stupid"...everyone making a BFD over All this GTL...it's not making me wanna LOL anymore. No more OMG's with my BFFS....BRB I'll TTYL8. No wonder China is kicking our butt in education we are now too lazy to use real words.
8. THREE HOUR finales...so I'm a sucker for the Bachelor/ Bachelorette/ Bachelor Pad franchise.....but Really??? I gotta clear out 3 hours of my evening to find out what happens at the end of the season? My attention span maxes out at 2.5 ... 2 Hours of the show is filled with pointless fluff that commercials make out to be crucial to the outcome. At the end of the three hours, I wished I had waited until the TIVO finished the record so I can fast forward Chris Harrison's commentary and Jake Pevelka's 4th shot at his 15 minutes of fame. Why does this guy keep getting air time??? BTW (by the way in Text lingo)
7. Sample sale web sites that showcase SOLD OUT STUFF. Can we not toy with my emotions...Don't send out an e-mail blast about 75% off Phillip Lim with a picture of a gorgeous sequin pencil skirt attached, to lead me to a bunch of "SOLD OUTS" stamped across every last variation of the skirt. False advertisement...I just wasted 5 minutes of valuable "app shopping time".
6. Head to toe matching sweat suits! (Ala Victoria Secret Pink)...Stop wearing them out in public...you look like a Popsicle. In the comfort of your own home it's fine to look like a Lisa Frank Pencil case, but it's just not appropriate to go to dinner in. You're not 14 and heading to soccer practice after grabbing a fro-yo with your boyfriend.
5. Colored contacts. God gave you beautiful eyes...the better to see you with. I'll admit I played around with these in my late teens...I inevitably lived to regret EVERYTHING in my late teens. Embrace your eyes...enhance your natural eye color through different colored eye shadows and eye liner. Guess what! God is GREAT at color coordinating...so YOUR eye color IS NATURALLY the color that goes best with your skin tone and facial features.
4. Men who go on "auto pilot" when the women of the house isn't home. Some men (not mine of course...lol) tend to get amnesia the minute you leave. They forget that there's trash that needs to be taken out, hampers to put dirty clothes in, dishes to clean...and lights to turn off. I'll bet you, if you video taped your husband/ live in boyfriend's habits when you're gone for a weekend...you'd come home to find you've taped a three ring circus. Some men just can't function responsibly when the estrogen leaves the room.
3. Celebs with new found accents. Like Madonna...who became British overnight...then it just kinda stuck... Paris Hilton who has a normal deeper yet feminine voice, but sounds like a member of the Lolly Pop Guild anytime she's on camera.
2. Celeb kids wearing Expensive stuff. Your kid will grow out of it in a month...there are children starving all over the world...and you buy your kid $100.00 Jesus Sandals??? Really?! Hit up Baby Gap like a normal sensible parent, and donate the $79.50 you DIDN'T spend to charity.
1. Missoni for Target Mania..I already posted how "Zombie Dumb" everyone is acting over this line...no need to re-rant...yet it still EARNS this week's spot as #1 STUPID.
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Top 10 Stupid Things this Week
10. The Pajama jean! We know this is just ridiculous! If you can't leave the house without leaving your pajamas at home...you have a a huge problem. You are now even too LAZY to get dressed.
9. Mothers who push their daughters to do things they didn't succeed at or were not able to do as a child. Note: If your kid is screaming every time you take her to gymnastics class...she probably doesn't want to be a gymnast...if she hates dressing up...she probably doesn't want to do pageants....There's a good chance she'll resent you later in life for you making her your personal barbie doll. Stop living through your children! Take a Zumba class and buy a Latte...let your kid be a kid and do pointless things like make mud pies and watch Yo Gabba Gabba!
8. Tablet dependency. EVERYONE is taking their i Pad, their Playbook their...whatever EVERYWHERE. Do you need your i pad at dinner???...do you need it in the restroom. (yes, I saw someone take their tablet into the restroom)...Leave it at home! it's fine at Starbucks, fine for work, fine for school, great on planes...but you don't need to take it EVERYWHERE...are you that lonely???
7.Teen movies with 28 year old actors playing the part of a 15 year old. When a 9th grader has a five o' clock shadow or noticeable stretch marks...it's a good idea to re-cast.
6. Way too trendy names for kids. Its great to want something interesting and different, but naming your kids stuff like Apple Bella Stuart...is ridiculous. I have a friend who told me her sister wants to name her son "Moon Vine Poolah Watson. "???? (Lacey gave me permission to write that by the way)...I am NOT joking...her sister wants to NAME her offspring this!!!...what ever happened to Bryan's, Zoeys or Hannah's...I like interesting cool names that aren't the EVERYDAY name...but Moon Vine Poolah??????
5. Celeb gossip magazines contradicting themselves....One day Jessica Simpson is pregnant the next week, she needs to diet, the next week she's having twins, the next week she needs to loose 20lbs before the wedding. Then the week after that... it's about how she lost 10lbs the healthy way and looks great...only for the next weeks cover to read...her secret battle with bulimia...after about a month...she's right back to being pregnant again.
4. Pointy cat claw nails! This just looks weird. I don't care if Beyonce and Katy Perry are doing it...looks dated and silly.
3. Shows saying dumb things like: THE episode you've all been waiting to watch....then the episode leaves you in pretty much the same spot you were in 3 episodes ago. Like: (hate to say it cause I LOVE this show) but Pretty Little Liars. It's been like 3 years and we still don't know who "A" is...and we aren't any closer to ever finding out! BY THE WAY...what DOES happen when we find out who "A" is...??? Is the show over???..well, then we all know we won't be close to finding out until the show gets it's pink slip...and by then??? who will still be watching to find out?
2. The million of singing competition shows out right now. I don't even know what I'm watching anymore...The Voice, American Idol, X factor???..America's got Talent???...do I vote? do I not vote? Is the judge J Lo, Christina? Ellen???
1. All this talk about America's credit rating?!?..America has a fico score??? Like an 800 that's now a 650? Is America going to get turned down at the register, because their amex has been shut off due to overspending? The utilities being shut off at the white house next week???
These are this weeks...Stupid Things
9. Mothers who push their daughters to do things they didn't succeed at or were not able to do as a child. Note: If your kid is screaming every time you take her to gymnastics class...she probably doesn't want to be a gymnast...if she hates dressing up...she probably doesn't want to do pageants....There's a good chance she'll resent you later in life for you making her your personal barbie doll. Stop living through your children! Take a Zumba class and buy a Latte...let your kid be a kid and do pointless things like make mud pies and watch Yo Gabba Gabba!
8. Tablet dependency. EVERYONE is taking their i Pad, their Playbook their...whatever EVERYWHERE. Do you need your i pad at dinner???...do you need it in the restroom. (yes, I saw someone take their tablet into the restroom)...Leave it at home! it's fine at Starbucks, fine for work, fine for school, great on planes...but you don't need to take it EVERYWHERE...are you that lonely???
7.Teen movies with 28 year old actors playing the part of a 15 year old. When a 9th grader has a five o' clock shadow or noticeable stretch marks...it's a good idea to re-cast.
6. Way too trendy names for kids. Its great to want something interesting and different, but naming your kids stuff like Apple Bella Stuart...is ridiculous. I have a friend who told me her sister wants to name her son "Moon Vine Poolah Watson. "???? (Lacey gave me permission to write that by the way)...I am NOT joking...her sister wants to NAME her offspring this!!!...what ever happened to Bryan's, Zoeys or Hannah's...I like interesting cool names that aren't the EVERYDAY name...but Moon Vine Poolah??????
5. Celeb gossip magazines contradicting themselves....One day Jessica Simpson is pregnant the next week, she needs to diet, the next week she's having twins, the next week she needs to loose 20lbs before the wedding. Then the week after that... it's about how she lost 10lbs the healthy way and looks great...only for the next weeks cover to read...her secret battle with bulimia...after about a month...she's right back to being pregnant again.
4. Pointy cat claw nails! This just looks weird. I don't care if Beyonce and Katy Perry are doing it...looks dated and silly.
3. Shows saying dumb things like: THE episode you've all been waiting to watch....then the episode leaves you in pretty much the same spot you were in 3 episodes ago. Like: (hate to say it cause I LOVE this show) but Pretty Little Liars. It's been like 3 years and we still don't know who "A" is...and we aren't any closer to ever finding out! BY THE WAY...what DOES happen when we find out who "A" is...??? Is the show over???..well, then we all know we won't be close to finding out until the show gets it's pink slip...and by then??? who will still be watching to find out?
2. The million of singing competition shows out right now. I don't even know what I'm watching anymore...The Voice, American Idol, X factor???..America's got Talent???...do I vote? do I not vote? Is the judge J Lo, Christina? Ellen???
1. All this talk about America's credit rating?!?..America has a fico score??? Like an 800 that's now a 650? Is America going to get turned down at the register, because their amex has been shut off due to overspending? The utilities being shut off at the white house next week???
These are this weeks...Stupid Things
Sunday, July 24, 2011
The Start Of Something BEE -Utiful!
Hey there everyone! So excited to start Blogging...! So what shall I blog about first??? Lets start with my TOP !0 STUPID things (I'm talking current trendz, tv, products, habits, notions...WHATEVER)
#10. TOO MUCH BLING, it's fine to add a little sparkle to your life, but looking like a disco ball or a spangle bangle (arnt we glad that fad is over) is just a huge DON'T. Leave your rhinestone belt, tee, jeans and trucker caps at home! You're obstructing everyone's view with your gaudiness. Also, its a double DON'T if you add Zebra print into the equation.
#9. Extreme Couponing! (I'm not talking the show...I'm talking the ACT)...Saving in such bulk is great in theory...however I can't help but feel this is really another form of hoarding that's surfaced among middle aged Americans due to the toxic economic climate. Who has 6 hours to clip coupons???? or plan shopping trips...for groceries
#8. Scrunchies, Yes, I heard somewhere THEY'RE BACK...and they shouldn't be...not in your hair...not on your wrist...not even in our bathroom drawers!...hell, pull them from the drugstore shelf so as to not acknowledge the notion that they exist!
#7. Vampire/Wolf Madness!!! I will admit to reading and watching Twilight...I get the interest in True Blood and I understand the "romantic" allure of it all, but EVERYONE these days is coming out with some book, tv show or movie about this stuff...JUST OVER IT
#6. EXPENSIVE RARE SKIN CARE, I am ALL about "Your skin IS the most important thing you wear"...however...paying over $80.00+ for a 4oz bottle of anything just because it was: stirred in a vat polished with ivory, counterclockwise, ONLY during a full moon ...while Mozart is being played is ridiculous!!!! Celebs and magazines have given us the idea that the more money you shell out for a product the better it is. If you compare all ingredients on the labels of MOST Cleansers and creams...they're pretty much the SAME...and if you find something "different"...like some special word you DON'T understand....its because it's a fancy name they've given for a "fruit extract"..or a "perfume agent"
#5. Jersey Themed EVERYTHING! I LOVE the Jersey shows...just tired of having half of my TIVO priority list look like a west coast phone directory.
#4. THE BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE being weenies! Can we find something else to say besides "I really feel like my future Husband/Wife is in the room"...or "I'm here to find true love"...also, VERY sick of them "feeling bad" when they let someone go home. I cant stand how they go on and on about how great the person who just left is. If they were so great, you would have kept them, wouldn't you? I'd like to see a Bachelorette or Bachelor "tell it like it is. " EXAMPLE: It would be AWESOME is Ashley said something like "I just wasn't into Ames because he's socially awkward and wears funny pants"... or if Bachelor Brad has stated right off the bat "I'm in Lust with the cute Southern blonde, half of you can go home unless you have big boobs or you're named Emily"...p.s.ENOUGH crying, ABC if these people were good at acting they would BE acting...were not buying it
#3. Kids going straight from Toddler to Teen, has anyone else noticed this>???? There are no children anymore...one day they're babies playing with spoons and buckets then BAM, you're upgrading your cell phone plan to family because they "NEED an i phone" you know "just in case...just for emergencies". We need to start buying "kids" "shutterbugs"...you know that one button phone that ONLY calls 911 and home. (the one made for elderly people.)(hey that's what they NEED it for, right?) There is NO "Barbie Phase"...they ARE Barbie. dieting at age 11 calling boys at age 9. SLOW the hell down.
#2. Celebs who are famous for being stupid. (I don't even need to elaborate)
#!. PLANKING what is this anyway???...laying on our stomach on or in random places?? Has America REALLY gotten THIS Bored??!!!
#10. TOO MUCH BLING, it's fine to add a little sparkle to your life, but looking like a disco ball or a spangle bangle (arnt we glad that fad is over) is just a huge DON'T. Leave your rhinestone belt, tee, jeans and trucker caps at home! You're obstructing everyone's view with your gaudiness. Also, its a double DON'T if you add Zebra print into the equation.
#9. Extreme Couponing! (I'm not talking the show...I'm talking the ACT)...Saving in such bulk is great in theory...however I can't help but feel this is really another form of hoarding that's surfaced among middle aged Americans due to the toxic economic climate. Who has 6 hours to clip coupons???? or plan shopping trips...for groceries
#8. Scrunchies, Yes, I heard somewhere THEY'RE BACK...and they shouldn't be...not in your hair...not on your wrist...not even in our bathroom drawers!...hell, pull them from the drugstore shelf so as to not acknowledge the notion that they exist!
#7. Vampire/Wolf Madness!!! I will admit to reading and watching Twilight...I get the interest in True Blood and I understand the "romantic" allure of it all, but EVERYONE these days is coming out with some book, tv show or movie about this stuff...JUST OVER IT
#6. EXPENSIVE RARE SKIN CARE, I am ALL about "Your skin IS the most important thing you wear"...however...paying over $80.00+ for a 4oz bottle of anything just because it was: stirred in a vat polished with ivory, counterclockwise, ONLY during a full moon ...while Mozart is being played is ridiculous!!!! Celebs and magazines have given us the idea that the more money you shell out for a product the better it is. If you compare all ingredients on the labels of MOST Cleansers and creams...they're pretty much the SAME...and if you find something "different"...like some special word you DON'T understand....its because it's a fancy name they've given for a "fruit extract"..or a "perfume agent"
#5. Jersey Themed EVERYTHING! I LOVE the Jersey shows...just tired of having half of my TIVO priority list look like a west coast phone directory.
#4. THE BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE being weenies! Can we find something else to say besides "I really feel like my future Husband/Wife is in the room"...or "I'm here to find true love"...also, VERY sick of them "feeling bad" when they let someone go home. I cant stand how they go on and on about how great the person who just left is. If they were so great, you would have kept them, wouldn't you? I'd like to see a Bachelorette or Bachelor "tell it like it is. " EXAMPLE: It would be AWESOME is Ashley said something like "I just wasn't into Ames because he's socially awkward and wears funny pants"... or if Bachelor Brad has stated right off the bat "I'm in Lust with the cute Southern blonde, half of you can go home unless you have big boobs or you're named Emily"...p.s.ENOUGH crying, ABC if these people were good at acting they would BE acting...were not buying it
#3. Kids going straight from Toddler to Teen, has anyone else noticed this>???? There are no children anymore...one day they're babies playing with spoons and buckets then BAM, you're upgrading your cell phone plan to family because they "NEED an i phone" you know "just in case...just for emergencies". We need to start buying "kids" "shutterbugs"...you know that one button phone that ONLY calls 911 and home. (the one made for elderly people.)(hey that's what they NEED it for, right?) There is NO "Barbie Phase"...they ARE Barbie. dieting at age 11 calling boys at age 9. SLOW the hell down.
#2. Celebs who are famous for being stupid. (I don't even need to elaborate)
#!. PLANKING what is this anyway???...laying on our stomach on or in random places?? Has America REALLY gotten THIS Bored??!!!
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