Who will be the next Bachelor 0f 2012 ???

So now that Ashley's season is dunzzo...(thank goodness) and she's gone and rode off into the sunset with JP...(who by the way, now had all these "secrets"...according to all the gossip magazines)...Funny how everyone ends up having "secrets" on the show....and they're DUMB secrets like: "JP had an Ex Girlfriend who was beautiful and successful!"...um yea, most people do date other people before going on the show. I give it a week before a chick he hooked up with in college comes out of the wood works with a text message stating just how much JP is still in love with her, how he was this awful cheater...and how he's got some hidden temper or some outrageous accusation like he likes to kill puppy's or has a foot fetish. He may have even been an ex exotic dancer...who knows...but they'll come up with something to sell magazines until the next Bachelor is announced...
    That's brings me to....Who should and should NOT be the new Bachelor. Well...I can tell you who NOT right off the bat: No RYAN, he reminds me a little too much of Jake with his whole :"good guy" act. No Ben, because he's just not interesting...besides, doesn't he have to go back to work as the Gieko Caveman anyway now that the seasons over?!? No Constantine, he's super annoying and is busy being Ben's Gieko stunt double. And DEFIANTLY NO BRAD! I heard rumors about this reticently. No really. Brad obviously has issues...deep ones. One of them being he's NOT attractive and he has the personality of a prune. That guy will live a sad and lonely life, because he just can't get over himself.
     Now who SHOULD be the Bachelor?? I call Ames, and before everyone gives me this song and dance about his funny pants and his awkward personality....go back to the footage of "The Men Tell All"...and tell me he isn't a sweet guy. Tell me he didn't look just a little "Hotttie-Po-Tottie" in his blue polo..with his Prince Charming white teeth and his goofy gumby grin. He's got his crud together, is smarter than a 5th grader and is an all around good guy. My vote is for him...goofy n all. He'd be a guy you'd want to see get together with someone really sweet. I always say...A Good Bachelor is a guy you want to see end up with a good girl in the end. (unlike Brad...where I secretly hoped he got a major beezy pulled his rope so tight he's fall right off that 10ft pedestal he had himself on.
     Okay, so some people are not big Ames fans, and the fact that he's on The Bachelor Pad is probably a flagger that he WONT be Mr. B the next season, but what about Mickey??? He was kinda handsome. He too seemed more normal than all the rag-a-muffins (sub par men) Ashley got this season. He might be an interesting Bachelor. He seems to kind of have an edgy side to him. With him, Maybe-JUST maybe for the first time we will have a Bachelor  that doesn't pull a "Mesnick" and cry. maybe he'll tell it like it is and not "pretend" to feel really bad when he lets complete weirdos go at the rose ceremonies. In fact, I think that's exactly what we need...a guy who will say "Unfortunately, you're too needy, you don't get along with any of the girls in the house...AND you're kind of a BE-Otch, so I'm letting you go....hope all goes well, hasta!"...that's what I'd like.
    The only one LEFT, who would even somewhat be "passable" and I say this lightly...William. Now I know he roasted Ashley and said "mean" things, but the guy was ONLY doing what everyone SHOULD have been doing...AND the guy seems honest....truly HONEST. When it was the "Mean Tell All" I loved how he said the reason why all the guys were on the show was "because they couldn't get dates!"..AMEN! Yes, that's exactly why you're there. Everyone needs to stop with the yada yada of....how it was all about Ashley. Lets all be honest with ourselves. You could put 25 girls in a room with  Shia Lebouf and 18 of those girls probably wont REALLY be into him, much less want to marry him...and even though he has his pick of all 25....it's a two way street, BOTH people have to be into each other. Don't tell me that all of Ashley's suitors showed up and instantly HAD TO HAVE her bony little butt the minute they got out of the Limo. That's why it's BS when immediately EVERY guy starts off with "I'm here for Ashley" (roll my eyes, gag me with a spoon)..."I've been dreaming it was going to be Ashley"... (um hmmm, instead of Kim Kardashian or Meagan fox posters up in your bachelor pad next to your neon Tecate bar light...you had Ashley Hebert photo's pinned up)...Pah-leeze! Yes, she's cute and to some yes a "dream girl"...but GET REAL...Anyway,Whoever IS the Bachelor I don't ask much but: Be somewhat universally good looking , be honest, I don't want to hear how all you need is to love and be loved and I defiantly don't want to hear in the very first 20 minutes  of meeting 25 random chicks, about how you think your wife is standing in the very next room ...give it at least 2 cocktail ours before you starting picking out china patterns.